Rules of Fight Club
by Catherine Chiu
The first rule of fight club is you don’t talk about fight club.
The second rule of fight club is you don’t talk about fight club.
Two men per fight.
One fight at a time.
No shoes, no shirt.
Fights go on as long they have to.
And the seventh rule is if this is your first night at the fight club, you have to fight.
Nobody should be the center of fight club except the two men fighting.
[Last rule is the new rule.]