Application to Project Mayhem

by Catherine Chiu

Bringing the required items does not guarantee admission to training, but no applicant will be considered unless he arrives equipped with the following items and exactly five hundred dollars cash for personal burial money.

This money must always be carried in the student’s shoe so if the student is killed, his death will not be a burden on Project Mayhem.
In addition, the applicant has to arrive with the following:

Two black shirts.
Two black pair of trousers.
One pair of heavy black shoes.
Two pairs of black socks and two pair of plain underwear.
One heavy black coat.
This includes the clothes the applicant has on his back.
One white towel.
One army surplus cot mattress.
One white plastic mixing bowl.

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